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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:28

Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What was the worst decision you ever did?
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.