What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the best ways to get as strong as Schwarzenegger? What foods, supplements, etc., should I use?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What was the worst decision you ever did?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

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So they tried

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Who is the king of Hollywood?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

No go.

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Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What does it mean if I had a dream about my mom who passed 12 years ago waking up from her coma and asking for my dad? I have never had a dreams about her since she has been gone.

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

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